THE ABOUT PAGE!! |
All About Scott!!(oh boy!!) |
| Who?: Scott Murry Lerch Esq. |
| Where does this "Person" live?: The slums of Chester, NJ |
| Why is Ricky Doing this instead of Scott?: Because Scott is a lazy piece of shit who is stupid enough to hand the fate of his webpage into my hands. Also because he doesn't have time to update his page. |
| Where could i find more information on this person?: Well for starters you could keep reading. Then you could grow a brain stem and you would stop asking stupid questions like that. |
| Statis?: Sorry girls he's taken. |
| Personality: None |
| Looks?: 4 feet tall, brown eyes, long greasy hair, pimpley face, 250 pounds, and about 2 feet wide. |
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| Sports: Cross-Country |
| Where could i contact this person?: You can't because he is a hermit that lives out in a little shack in the woods. And i don't think anyone wants to know what he does out here. |