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| Welcome to the
jokes page! Here are a few jokes from some sick
people out there. *PLEASE* send more jokes, any
kind, any type. Well read what we have for now.
Later... DISCLAIMER:
Scott supports
all the horrible and disgusting jokes that are on
this page.
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| Amy's
Joke (it's a long
one...) |
| Used to be a
man who owned a bar out in the middle of
nowhere. Not too many people came to the
bar, so he was trying to think of a good gimmick
to get people to come. It so happened he
was watching T.V. at the time and the parade for
the circus was on. As the elephants went by
he remembered reading somewhere that elephants
don't laugh. He went down to the circus and
inquired about buying an elephant. It just
so happen that there was an elderly elephant bull
that the circus was planning to retire.
After agreeing on a price, the man bought
theelephant. Back at the bar the man put a large
jar on the bar with a sign reading: "Make
the elephant laugh, $5.00 a shot, win
$5,000." Well, a lot of people thought they
could make the elephant laugh, and soon the jar
was almost full. Then one night a man walked in
and said to the bar owner, "I hear you will
give any one who can make the elephant laugh
$5,000.""Yeah, he's out back"
After about five minutes tremendous, deep,
thundering laughter could be heard coming from
behind the bar. Every one in the bar raced
back to see what was going on. When they
got there the elephant was LAUGHING!!! The
man could not believe his eyes. But, a bet
was a bet after all and he paid the stranger who
had made the elephantlaugh. A few weeks later and
the elephant was still laughing. The bar
owner could not stand it any more so he put a
sign on the bar reading: "Make the elephant
cry, $5.00 a shot, win $5,000." Again, a lot
of people tried and tried, but they could not get
the elephant to stop laughing. Finally the
man who had gotten the elephant to laugh in the
first place walked in. Upon seeing the
sign, he inquired if anybody had had any luck in
stopping the elephant from laughing.
Seeings as no one had, he once more went back
behind the bar to see the elephant. In less than
a minute a wail of grief cascaded over the
bar. All the patrons ran out to see what
was up. The elephant had huge tears running
down its cheeks. Once again a bet was a bet
and the bar owner paid the man. Before the
man could leave, the bar owner asked how he had
gotten the elephant to laugh and then to cry.
"Easy." said the man, "When I
first went back there I told him my dick was
bigger than his. And now I just proved
it." |
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| Dan's
Joke |
Man: Doc,
I chopped off my penis this morning.
Do you think I'm crazy?
Psychiatrist: Well, it's pretty obvious
to me that you're just nuts. |
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| Ricky's
Jokes |
How did the
dead baby cross the road?
It was stapled to the chicken!!!! |
Whats
squriming, blue, and sits in the corner?
Baby with a plastic bag over its head!!! |
Whats brown,
moldy, and sits in the corner?
Same baby two weeks later!!!! |
Whats the
difference between a truck full of bowling balls
and a truck full of dead babies?
You can use a pitchfork on the dead babies!!! |
Whats green,
red, and spins around REALLY fast?
Kermit the frog in a blender. |
Whats the
name of a man with no arms and no legs that sits
in a mailbox?
Bill. (That SUCKED!!!) |
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| Eric's
Joke (but Peter says he told him it,
dont see y he would want credit) |
| A man walks into a bar... ouch!!!
(We all think this joke SUCKS, but we put it up
to humor Eric) |
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| Will's
Joke |
Why did the
blonde stare at the orange juice container?
Because it said concentrate! |
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| Peter's
Joke |
Why did the
monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead!Why did the second monkey fall out
of the tree?
Because it was stapled to the first monkey!
Why did the third monkey
jump out of the tree?
Peer pressure!
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